Heather Tom:
Heather Tom Nude
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Information:
Name: Heather Tom
Born: 1975-11-04
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
The 27th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards (2000), City Teacher (2007), When We're Old and Love Means Nothing (2006), The Horror Vault (2008), The Rival (2006)
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
SionDudlyvJ
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.
CydDubhloachZE
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil:
I did, I shook my head
Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it
rattling from here do you
!
DakaraiBurgessKz
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
JerethMacKayNI
I don't know
what it is that makes
you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
HerbieThrontonyt
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped
and a two-legged
animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?
A
stri-ped !
NateHamoeletfk
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
CalhounIzaakHd
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
DevriesRorryll
What do you get
when you cross Holy
Water with castor oil?
A religious movement!
ArberLawleyMr
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
GervaseBenssenqA